Situations vacant
Caretaker Wanted
Small museum, quiet work, light maintenance. Must have own hat. Apply in person.

Break Things. Find Peace.
You came about the caretaker's job. They handed you a hammer. Take 130 beautiful walls apart, one brick at a time, and find out what has been behind them all this time. Nobody at the museum will tell you why. If you ask, they promote you.
Coming to Steam. The playtest runs in your browser, on a computer or a phone.
Situations vacant
Small museum, quiet work, light maintenance. Must have own hat. Apply in person.
The job
You are a perfectly ordinary builder in a yellow hard hat. You came about the caretaker's job, and you have somehow become the museum's Junior Demolition Conservator. You have been issued one wooden mallet.
The Museum of Beautiful Destruction is a cozy pixel-art game about taking walls apart, one brick at a time, to find out what has been behind them. The museum takes this work very seriously. Nobody will say why.
In motion
Now showing
Someone had bricked up the morning. Behind the ice, the sky had been dancing the whole time. Behind the fairground, it was all still turning. Every wall hides its own small, quiet view, and you are the first to see it in a long while.
There is no timer, and nothing to lose. Hit a brick. Hit it again. Cut a piece loose and it drops. When the last of it comes down, a cleaning robot in a painted dress takes the rubble away, and you get to stand there and look.

Next door
Walls pay by the job, and the job pays for better tools. Brick & Mortar has eight on the pegboard, from the Wooden Mallet to a Concrete Cutter that nobody has ever needed, and each one takes a wall apart in its own way. The Crowbar levers out a whole cluster. The Saw runs down a row, end to end. The Jackhammer sees to everything nearby by itself.
There is also a door marked Private. Behind it sits an old lady with some stock of her own, and an Orbital Strike she will not explain.
Visitor information

House rules
The Museum of Beautiful Destruction
Admit One
No. 000417
Playtest
Play it in your browser, on a computer or on a phone held upright. Your progress stays in the browser you play in.
It is a playtest, so things will change, and some things will break that are not supposed to. Tell us what you find at hello@museumofdestruction.com.
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